After a few spliffs:
San: Let´s have a shot!
An: I´m not drinking anymore.
I: Commooon!!I want a shot! What are we having?
San: There´s a shot called sweet rice.
I: I don´t know that one. I´ll make it! (bad ideia)
An: Okay okay i´ll drink!
San: Yey shot! But i have to tell you how to make it then.Take triple-sec and lemon juice which is inside the yellow lemon made of plastic.
I: Can´t find it! (looking next to the oranges,bananas,etc...)
San: In the fridge duh!(rolling one)
I: But there´s no lemons here.
An: Hang on! I´ll help.
I: Lol okay but there´s no lemons there.
San: I u already used it once, it´s a plastic lemon with lemon juice inside.
I: Oh yeh it´s a plasticated concentrated lemon!
San: What? LOLOL
An: Okay found it.What´s next?
San: Just a little bit of cinnamon.
I: Done!
LET´S DRINK.
All together: BLARGH!this tastes like shit!
San: Worst shot ever!Did you put cinnamon!It doesn´t taste like it.
I: Yeh,i´ll show you.(laughing)
San: Eewww this is chocolate powder!
warning: Get real lemons and don´t let someone make your shot after a spliff.Do it yourself.
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